Three blonde State Trooper applicants

kRAzI · 12-21-2007

Three blonde State Trooper applicants

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.

Nathan41492 · 12-21-2007

this isnt funny? or im missing something here

kRAzI · 12-22-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathan41492

this isnt funny? or im missing something here

sorry i didn't upload the whole thing read it again and you will find it funny

Jane.Zombie · 12-25-2007

LOL.
Funny.

MolotovRuss · 12-25-2007

Haha, thats funnier after having watched that dumb-blonde paris hilton video.

EnmanuelMC · 01-04-2008

Wow!! Sooooo funny!! haha!

knoxy · 01-08-2008

hahahahah, i LOVE your jokes! where do you get them all?

12-21-2007	#1 (permalink)
kRAzI ketchup Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 541	Three blonde State Trooper applicants Three blonde State Trooper applicants Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?" The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses. Last edited by kRAzI; 12-22-2007 at 06:28 AM.

12-25-2007	#4 (permalink)
Jane.Zombie TillLindemannIsGOD Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: California Age: 24 Posts: 163	LOL. Funny. __________________ And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor, shall be lifted - nevermore... Ich komm wieder in zehn Tagen als dein Schatten und werd dich jagen!

12-25-2007	#5 (permalink)
MolotovRuss Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 23	Haha, thats funnier after having watched that dumb-blonde paris hilton video. __________________ My 60Gb Black iPod Video looks like;

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01-04-2008	#6 (permalink)
EnmanuelMC I'm back! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Look above you. Posts: 838	Wow!! Sooooo funny!! haha!

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knoxy lose the game.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 117	hahahahah, i LOVE your jokes! where do you get them all?

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