Having Mom over to dinner

kRAzI · 02-21-2008

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian .

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie.

But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY .... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

shagav · 02-21-2008

Nice, that is hillarious...moms know best

EnmanuelMC · 02-21-2008

hahahahahaha funny.

kRAzI · 02-21-2008

i couldn't stop laughing when i read this. but think abt it, how can their not be a relationship when a guy and a girl are roommates?

Tylertut · 02-21-2008

lol yes i cant agree enough ramoz

H3X · 02-21-2008

Lol.

I guess I will know where to find things when they go missing if my mom comes and has dinner with me when I'm older.

BumbleFuck · 02-21-2008

maybe they are just friends

with benefits

Tylertut · 02-21-2008

that is best kind of friends

kRAzI · 02-22-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by redflame1124

maybe they are just friends

with benefits

more like **** buddies

Tylertut · 02-22-2008

its all the same
lol

02-21-2008	#1 (permalink)
kRAzI ketchup Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 541	Having Mom over to dinner Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian . Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY .... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! __________________ if i help u out or u like my post plz +rep

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shagav Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 243	Nice, that is hillarious...moms know best __________________

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EnmanuelMC I'm back! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Look above you. Posts: 838	hahahahahaha funny. __________________

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kRAzI ketchup Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 541	i couldn't stop laughing when i read this. but think abt it, how can their not be a relationship when a guy and a girl are roommates? __________________ if i help u out or u like my post plz +rep

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Tylertut IPH Moderator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greenville, Ohio Age: 14 Posts: 2,474	lol yes i cant agree enough ramoz __________________

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H3X Super Mod Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 216	Lol. I guess I will know where to find things when they go missing if my mom comes and has dinner with me when I'm older. __________________

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Tylertut IPH Moderator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greenville, Ohio Age: 14 Posts: 2,474	that is best kind of friends __________________

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