Joe's Old Boat

kRAzI · 12-23-2007

Joe's Old Boat

They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
the day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!

Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who
sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he
could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife had died
suddenly that day.

When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for
John and said: 'I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible.'

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no! Fact
is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing
from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled
like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad
crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I
guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those
four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that
she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway.
The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split
right up the middle!'

The old woman fainted.

(if this joke is not allowed plz tell me so i can change it )

iPodLoser · 12-23-2007

ROFLMFAO thats hilarious!

dieg0.o · 12-23-2007

hahahaha funny, hey sunt(i wont call u master) try making a "joke" thread for al ur jokes inested of makin a new thread for every joke, just an idea =P

kRAzI · 12-24-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by dieg0.o

hahahaha funny, hey sunt(i wont call u master) try making a "joke" thread for al ur jokes inested of makin a new thread for every joke, just an idea =P

its actually supposed to be mastersTunt but i typed it wrong. so i can't change it. (i wanna try to see if an admin can help me) anyways abt the joke thread i make a new thread for every joke because whenever i find a joke i put it on. its not like i have them all stored on my cumputer. i usually get them from other forums or by e-mail.
(don't get me wrong, i'm not a lame guy that has no sense of humor)

MolotovRuss · 12-25-2007

Lol, pretty funny.

EnmanuelMC · 01-04-2008

Wow, Rolf Rolf Rolf Lmao Lmao Rolffff

knoxy · 01-08-2008

bwhahaha, funny reminds me of the one about hell or something lol

12-23-2007	#1 (permalink)
kRAzI ketchup Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 543	Joe's Old Boat Joe's Old Boat They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!! Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife had died suddenly that day. When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: 'I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible.' Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!' The old woman fainted. (if this joke is not allowed plz tell me so i can change it )

12-25-2007	#5 (permalink)
MolotovRuss Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 23	Lol, pretty funny. __________________ My 60Gb Black iPod Video looks like;

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12-23-2007	#2 (permalink)
iPodLoser Retired User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The United States of America AKA the most hated country in the world Posts: 661	ROFLMFAO thats hilarious!

01-04-2008	#6 (permalink)
EnmanuelMC I'm back! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Look above you. Posts: 838	Wow, Rolf Rolf Rolf Lmao Lmao Rolffff

01-08-2008	#7 (permalink)
knoxy lose the game.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 117	bwhahaha, funny reminds me of the one about hell or something lol

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