The Husband Store ( i love this!)

kRAzI · 12-24-2007

A store that sells husbands has just opened in the Mall of America in Bloomington , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose
any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to
the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

dajavax · 12-24-2007

xD... made me laugh... it's fun :p... and i think true =S

knoxy · 12-24-2007

hahahahaha, that is awesomee!!!

Jane.Zombie · 12-25-2007

LOL.
Yes, it's true.

**Bolt** · 12-25-2007

nice joke. funny xD

MolotovRuss · 12-25-2007

Stupid joke tbh though, if you replace all the female words with male words and vica-verca, i think it'd be true.

EnmanuelMC · 01-04-2008

lmao.....
(20 characters)

01-04-2008

Hahahahahah

12-24-2007	#1 (permalink)
kRAzI ketchup Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 543	The Husband Store ( i love this!) A store that sells husbands has just opened in the Mall of America in Bloomington , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! __________________ if i help u out or u like my post plz +rep

12-24-2007	#2 (permalink)
dajavax Developer Wannabee Mod Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Monterrey, Mexico Age: 17 Posts: 603	xD... made me laugh... it's fun :p... and i think true =S __________________

12-25-2007	#4 (permalink)
Jane.Zombie TillLindemannIsGOD Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: California Age: 24 Posts: 163	LOL. Yes, it's true. __________________ And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor, shall be lifted - nevermore... Ich komm wieder in zehn Tagen als dein Schatten und werd dich jagen!

12-25-2007	#5 (permalink)
Bolt Retired Developer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Turn Around... Posts: 923	nice joke. funny xD __________________

12-25-2007	#6 (permalink)
MolotovRuss Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 23	Stupid joke tbh though, if you replace all the female words with male words and vica-verca, i think it'd be true. __________________ My 60Gb Black iPod Video looks like;

12-24-2007	#3 (permalink)
knoxy lose the game.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 117	hahahahaha, that is awesomee!!!

01-04-2008	#7 (permalink)
EnmanuelMC I'm back! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Look above you. Posts: 838	lmao..... (20 characters)

01-04-2008	#8 (permalink)
Matthew98 Guest Posts: n/a	Hahahahahah

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