week before honeymoon

kRAzI · 03-19-2008

The groom-to-be is out on the golf course; takes a high speed ball
right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As
soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next

week!"

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint
to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided
splint, and taped it all together; ....an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her and they

go off on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal
her beautiful breasts.

She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies,

"Look at this, ....still in the CRATE!"

+rep plz if u like this joke

AmbiquitY · 03-20-2008

naah not that funny

03-19-2008	#1 (permalink)
kRAzI ketchup Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 543	week before honeymoon The groom-to-be is out on the golf course; takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week!" The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided splint, and taped it all together; ....an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her and they go off on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at this, ....still in the CRATE!" +rep plz if u like this joke __________________ if i help u out or u like my post plz +rep

03-20-2008	#2 (permalink)
AmbiquitY I'm ambiguous Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: B-E-L-G-I-U-M Posts: 360	Re: week before honeymoon naah not that funny __________________ My present for Brandon! =D

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