Women can be cruel

[kRAzI]

H E : Can I buy you a drink?
SH E : Actually I'd rather have the money.




H E : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SH E : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.




H E : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SH E : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.




H E : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SH E : I must've been given your share.




H E : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SH E : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.




H E : Your face must turn a few heads.
SH E : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
H E : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SH E : Okay, get out.




H E : I think I could make you very happy.
SH E : Why? Are you leaving?




H E : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SH E : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.




H E : Can I have your name?
SH E : Why? Don't you already have one?




H E : Shall we go see a movie?
SH E : I've already seen it.




H E : Where have yo u been all my life?
SH E : Hiding from you.




H E : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SH E : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.




H E : Is this seat empty?
SH E : Yes, and the one I’m in will be if you sit down.




H E : So, what do you do for a living?
SH E : I'm a female impersonator.




H E : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SH E : Do not enter.




H E : Your body is like a temple.
SH E : Sorry, there are no services today.




H E : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SH E : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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[EnmanuelMC]

Up till now my favorite =)!!!

[knoxy]

hahah, thats gold!

[Kaho]

really funny

always known that they are cruel and that not only with words like u tell

[FrozenFlamen]

lol.../rice2